Laugh Out Loud
Words of Wisdom
Laugh Out Loud
I may not be able to get my ducks in a row but at least i can get them in the same pen!
"Perfection is always something to work for but sometimes it's not attainable, and that's OK."
- Submitted by Q&S Club Member lindamartz
Never pet sweaty things and never sweat petty things
"Don't let the little things get you down."
- Submitted by Q&S Club Member imq
Today is the tomorrow that we worried about yesterday
"There are times that we worry needlessly about something that may or may not happen tomorrow. Live today for today! Tomorrow may be just as good or even better."
- Submitted by Club Q&S Member TexasBoogy
Keep your words sweet -- you may have to eat them!
"Someone gave me this advice at my shower the first time I got married, and it's true. It's much better to reason with people and don't say things that you will regret later."
- Submitted by Club Q&S Member joann schafer
Unattended children will be given an espresso and a free puppy.
"For all those people who turn their children loose in public places."
-Submitted by Club Q&S Member Missmykala
Some people are still alive because it's against the law to kill them!
"I know some people who fall into this category & I just think of this saying & smile when they "drive me nuts." "
-Submitted by Q&S Club Member cklab
The voice in my head doesn't like you.
"No, I'm not crazy-I just think its funny!"
Submitted by Q&S Club Member tlc91
Who peed in your cheerio's?
"Words of wisdom from Dr. Phil!"
-Submitted by Q&S Club Member Budgirl
Put on your big girl panties and deal with it!
"This motto means to me that Life happens to everybody and you have to deal with what that life gives to you in the best way possible. In other words, you are a grown up, you are responsible for your own actions. And be smart enough to ask for help when you need it."
-Submitted by Q&S Club Member SadieMae
It won't kill you, just make you wish you were dead.
"When dealing with unpleasant situations, it helps me to lighten up."
-Submitted by Q&S Club Member VWFranklin
about this blog
We all have those sayings that give us a boost -- or a chuckle -- when we need it. So we've gathered up some of Club Q&S members' favorite mottos right here, where we're dishing out a fresh bit of inspiration daily.
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- The man who can but doesn't has no advantage over the man who can't
- The cure for everything is salt water: sweat, tears or the sea
- Knowledge speaks; wisdom listens
- Helping others is the rent we pay for our room here on earth
- For every minute you're angry with someone, you lose 60 seconds of happiness that you can never get back
- Do what you can, with what you have, where you are. - Theodore Roosevelt
- Always look like you know what you're doing
- Get your diaper out of the dirt!
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- If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best
- Watch you thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits; they become your character. Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.
- Don't wait for the storm to pass, learn to dance in the rain.
- Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect. It mean you've decided to see beyond the imperfections.
- I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man who had no feet. -Anonymous
- Happiness isn't getting what you want but wanting what you have
- Aim for the moon, that way, even if you miss you'll still be amongst the stars! - W. Clement Stone
- We may not have it all together, but together we have it all!
